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#WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT GIRL DOING? THAT STUPID BITCH IN THE FRONT. SHE HAS A OUTSTANDING AND I MEAN OUTSTANDING VIEW OF HIS PENIS….. I MEAN HIS DENIM COVERED PENIS AND SHE…. SHE JUST TURNS AWAY. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK? IS SHE BLIND? IS THAT IT? SHE’S BLIND AND DIDN’T KNOW WHAT SHE WAS LOOKING AT? WAIT. THAT CAN’T BE RIGHT. EVEN A BLIND PERSON WOULD SENSE THAT THEY ARE IN THE PRESENCE OF THE BARON OF BALLS. THE SULTAN OF SHAFTS. THE COLOSSUS OF COCKS. THE PINNACLE OF PENISES. COME ON. THAT’S THE GREAT BAMBINO OF CROTCHES. I MEAN GEEEZZ. I GUESS THE ONLY EXPLANATION IS THAT RYAN SIGNED OVER HIS LIFE SAVINGS TO GET THAT EXTRA TO LOOK AWAY. HONESTLY THOUGH. STILL WOULDN’T BE ENOUGH FOR ME. MURHPY WOULD HAVE TO USE THE CASH TO WIPE UP THE DROOL FROM MY BLUBBERING LIPS BECAUSE HONEY… THERE’S NO WAY THAT I AM TURNING AWAY FROM *THAT* SIGHT.

RACHEL IS TOTALLY ALL FOR THE SULTAN OF SHAFTS. 

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